Meow, it's Alex.

it’s 2 am

mcburgerguy94:

and nothing good happens after 2 am

but everything I want to happen usually does…

someone come entertain me.

Being stabbed with words HURTS

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME? WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

(Source: ragingbomer, via dreamcatcher-97)